Today, I get to be that gross person on the train coughing up a lung and slouched sleepily over the air vent, only waking up when too much air gets in to my clogged sinus and I start coughing again. I apologize commuters of Chicago, I truly do. And I vow to you that I will, at the very least, cough in to the crook of my elbow and use tissues as opposed to my fingers. If you could just not overcrowd me or stand too close to the "firing zone" that would be fantastic.
Sincerely,
The Sickie
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